Fun with abbreviations

After sounding so damn angry in the last post, I stopped and thought about it for a while. Did that guy really deserve my cursing and swear? ......... YUP, he did! Hahaha. Anyway, I'm still writing my paper and the number of abbreviations are really piling up. Some of them sounds kind of, well, suggestive. Hehehehe. Here I go:

I'm designing a generic system called the Wireless Heterogenous Information Provision System (WHIPS). Being a generic system, WHIPS can be used almost in any area. Recent security issues have create interests in Survelliance and Monitoring (SM) technology. Hence, it is highly possible for WHIPS to be utilised on SM purposes. Wireless Target Finding (WTF) is also a highly potential implementation for the WHIPS. The military will likely to find WTF useful for their operations. WHIPS is also in review for application in Fundamental Utility Networks (FUN) that could be used in institutions all around the world. However, WHIPS implementation for FUN will likely to be contested by the Precision Asynchronous Integrated Network (PAIN) as findings show that WHIPS is more applicable to PAIN than FUN. PAIN is usually implemented in the Asynchronous Sequencing Systems (ASS) which is a growing technology in mainframes. Therefore, PAIN in the ASS will likely to be the cutting edge technology featured in 2005, followed by the use of WHIPS for SM purposes. Last but not least will be WTF, which the military personnel would be using very often.

Hahaha, please don't stone me if its not funny. I'm simply too bored in library, freezing my ass off again. Anyway, its my ass, not the Asynchronous Sequencing Systems, okay? Anyway, none of the technology above are actual technologies, so don't go typing PAIN in the ASS in google. I'm not responsible if the results show your photo. ;P