Breakfast with my folks

Just back from breakfast with my folks. Did not really want to go but got forced to go by my dad. The following is a somewhat true account of what really happened this morning.

Dad: Oei! Thought you wanted to go school this morning?

Me: I wanna sleep!

Dad: How about breakfast? Wake up and go grab some breakfast with us.

Me: I wanna sleep!!

Dad: Wake up lah, go eat breakfast lah!

Me: I wanna sleep!!!

** Dad pulls out his lightsaber and assumed a fighting stance**

** Hearing the lightsaber, I also performed a Force Jump and drew my lightsaber**

Dad: (Darth Vader breathing sound) Ah Fong, wa si lim lao peh, gia, jia breakfast liao.

Me: (Gasps) Bo kor ling!! Wa ai kun!!

** Mum walks in and performs Force Persuade on me**

Mum: You WANT to eat breakfast.

Me: I want to eat breakfast.

Mum: You are going to wash up and get ready.

Me: I am going to wash up and get ready.

** And with this, I succumbed to the Dark Side of the Force and went for breakfast with my folks**

Thus this is how I was forced to wake up early this morning, and the reason for my early hallucination. So sad right?
Lesson learnt: 1) Psycho people gets better results than forcing people.
2) Do not get too engrossed in Starwars games and movies.