Geekiness at its best

Here are some quotes that only geeks can understand:

1. To err is human... to really foul up requires the
   root password.

2. Computers are not intelligent.  They only think
   they are.

3. How much net work could a network work, if a network
   could net work?

4. One picture is worth 128K words.

5. The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they
   are not Bill.

6. "Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!"
                               -- Bill Gates, 1981
   "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM."
                               -- Bill Gates, 1996
   "Nobody will ever need Windows 95."
                               -- logical conclusion

7. You have moved the mouse. NT must be restarted for
   the changes to take effect.

8. UNIX is user friendly. It's just selective about
   who its friends are.

9. The *REAL* Y2K is the year 2048.

10. Favorite MS-DOS error message: "Drive C: not ready,
    close door."

11. Get a life?  Well, once I nearly found one, but the
    link was broken.

12. A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station
    is where a train stops. I have a work station...

13. If you are good, you will be assigned all the work.
    If you are real good, you will get out of it.

14. If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart
    enough to be an Engineer, then you're in Business.

15. Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

16. In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't
    need it.

17. A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away.
    A real friend is someone you can use over and over again.

18. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

19. For every complex problem, there is a solution that is
    simple, neat, and wrong.

20. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

21. Did you know that 7/5 people don't know how to use fractions?

22. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

23. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

24. If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL.
    

25. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right!

Here are just 25 geeky quotes, and if you understand most of them, then congratulations!
YOU ARE A GEEK!