Why drink water?

Today I tried to drown myself using a 500ml mineral water due to my sore throat and suddenly an old army chant I learnt during my BMT suddently came into mind. It goes like something like this:

Drink water good,

Drink water good.

Don't drink water get heat stroke.

Get heat stroke,

you will die.

Then the whole platoon will cry.

YAAAAAAMM SEEEENNNNG!!

Then I thought about my plight here and this came out:

Drink water good,
Drink water good.
Don't drink water get sore throat.
Get sore throat,
I will cry.
Cos the fried food cannot try.
YAAAAAAMM SEEEENNNNG!!

Abit bo liao lah, but who cares?